Funny Jokes

Boy:" kya tum hamesha mere
sath rehne ka waada kar sakti ho ??
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Girl:" haan..
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi ??
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Girl:" nahi..
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Boy:" kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye ??
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Girl:" jo bhi tum bolo
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi
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Girl:" kabhi nahi..
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Boy:" kya chahiye tumhe mujhse ??
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Girl:" 1000 per month
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Boy:" thik hai kal se kaam pe aa jana jhadu aur baki safaai ka
saman kharid lena..
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Girl:" ji saab, ab mai chalti hoon..
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[aur aap soch rahe the ki girlfrnd itni acchi kabse ho gayi.. ?? :p :O :D :D

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Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain.,

B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.,

Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere Bary Mein, Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey.
Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon.,

B0y=
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Oye chal ja apna kam kar Chudail ...
Mujhe"PAPER"ki Tension Lagi padhi hai or tujhe apni Ishaq ki ........ xD :\

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Manisha Koirala was traveling in a car..She was using her laptop n was trying to make a ".rar" file but was facing difficulty..
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Why?
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kyu k,
ik-rar karna mushkil hai, in-car karna mushkil hai! :P
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Ladkiyo ki ek khaas baat...

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Pago aur non veg joke padti pura hai par like aur comment nahi karti.... :P :D
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Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh
Mang ne Gaya,.
Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.
Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
De De Baba"
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Baccha:" Main baba Nahi Beta
Hoon”
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Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De
Beta"
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Baccha:“ Mera Naam Pappu Hai"
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Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu beta"
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Baccha:“ Mera Poora Naam Pappu
Rathore Hai"
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Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu Rathore beta"
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Baccha:" Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo
Babaaaa, Ghar pe koi nahi hai.. :p ;-))
:O :P

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Facebook pe kisi ladki ko msg karna
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Bhains k aage been bjane wala kam hai..

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Pappu:" Papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai

Papa Santa:" wow kon hai vo kushnasib ladki

Pappu:" Pinky, apne Padosi Guptaji ki Beti

Santa:" ohh no beta, me tumhe kuch batana chahta hu but tum
promise karo mummy ko nhi bataoge

Pappu:" promise nhi bataunga

Santa:" Actually Pinky tumhari Behen hai ye sun k puppu ne pinky ko bhula diya

aur fir 2 mahine baad

Pappu:" Papa mujhe firse ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai, aur vo ladki bahot hot hai

Santa:" wow ye to bahot acchi baat hai kon hai vo ladki ??

Pappu:" Reshma, Apne padosi Vermaji ki beti

Santa:" ohh no fir se, Beta Reshma b tumhari behan hai

Pappu pagal hone laga tha, usne tang aakar rote huve

Mummy se kaha:"
meine 6 ladkiyo se pyar kiya lekin 6 ki 6 papa ki betiya nikali

Mummy:" Aale aale mera bacha ro mat tu kisi se b pyar kar,

tu unki mat sun vo tumhare papa nhi hai...:p :O :D :D
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GOLDEN WORDS:

"kal ka kaam Aaj Mat karo usko kal tak hi rakho..
kya pata us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na pade''..
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BY William kamchor&James Haramkhor...:D